Mini-me, you complete me." - Dr. Evil

Mystery Sailor Moon Theater 3000
Episode 108.5 *SPECIAL EPISODE!*
A SUCKY SONGFIC: "Moon Princess" by ChibiKnight

JUST A DISCLAIMER... IT CAN MAKE IT IF IT TRIES: All Sailor Moon characters used 
herein belong to Takeuchi Naoko. All Ranma 1/2 characters belong to Takahashi 
Rumiko. Tuxedo Jack belongs to me; I created him. All other characters belong to 
whomever created them. Whatever else I missed is the property of whomever made 
them. Best Brains owns MST3K, and I salute them for the fine job they did with 
it. This songfic belongs to me. It may not be riffed without my permission. It 
may, however, be freely distributed if it remains unaltered. I am making no 
profit from this. Please do not sue me, as I am now working on a bachelor's in 
business law and I have my Master's. 

Apparently, Tuxedo Alex says that I took the TTPOTS idea from him, and I 
apologize for that. I merely piggybacked off it and improved it. Again, sorry 
Alex. I mean no offense.

Just the two of us... we can make it if we try...

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In the not-too-distant future,
Somewhere deep in hell, I think,
Queen Beryl and the generals are
Hatching plans that really stink!

They caught a bishounen named Tuxedo Jack
Just an average guy who liked to wear black
Their evil plans needed a good test case
So they whacked him in the head and then they
Shot him into space! (JACK: FUSHIGIDANE!!!)

(Zoisite) We'll send him crappy fanfics,
The worst there can possibly be, (la la la)
(Malachite) He'll have to sit and read them all,
And keep his GPA above three. (la la la)

(Beryl) Now, poor Tuxy boy, he can't control
Where the fanfics begin or end, (la la la)
He'll lose his relative sanity
With the Senshi I caught with him!

SENSHI ROLL CALL!
Setsuna! (Place your bets!)
Hotaru! (Twenty bucks.)
Teenage Rini! (Up the ante!)
Amy! (I fold.)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe, 
And other science facts, (la la la)
Just repeat to yourself, "I'm not up there,
Now I need to sit back and relax!"

For Mystery Sailor Moon Theater 3000! *Twang*

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(Scene: SoS library. Jack is sitting at a desk, pen and paper in front of him. 
He's writing furiously. Hotaru enters behind him silently.)
JACK: "Rainbow Crystals"... Sounds good. *Scribbles*
HOTARU: *Places arms around Jack* Whatcha doing?
JACK: *Starts violently* Don't _do_ that!
HOTARU: So what is it?
JACK: Just a little songfic... I thought that it'd be good. Interested in 
reading it?
HOTARU: Sure! *Picks up the draft and begins to scan it... but the yellow light 
flashes* Great... commercial sign. *Hits yellow button* We'll be right back.

(Fade to black)

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(Screw the commercial, I don't wanna write it)

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(SoS Bridge)
JACK: So how do you like it?
HOTARU: Pretty good. So this was from their viewpoints?
JACK: Yeah. It's too bad that they're not here to sing it...
HOTARU: But don't you think that the computer has digitized copies of their 
voices?
JACK: *Brightens* Yeah! Great idea! *Rushes over to a terminal and begins to 
program in the songfic*
HOTARU: Let's hear it!
JACK: Here goes nothing... *Presses play and goes back to sit with Hotaru. The 
PA speakers click on with passable imitations of Serenity and Endymion's voices 
singing the songfic*

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(Announcer)
This is a songfic by Tuxedo Jack, who is also known as ChibiKnight. It is sung 
to the tune of "Just the Two Of Us" by Grover Washington.

(Darien)
I see the Rainbow Crystals fall
And the beauty of it all
As they begin to merge into
The Ginzuishou, which then sheds
A bright light upon your head
And a new side of you shines through

You're the Moon Princess
Serenity's chosen one 
You're the Moon Princess (She's the Moon Princess)
You're the Moon Princess,
Building Crystal Tokyo,
The Moon Princess and me... (Just the two of us)

(Serena)
We've won, but there's no time for tears,
All our souls, scars do they bear
And we've still got lots to do
Darien, you're Tuxedo Mask
I don't believe it so I ask,
"Darien, is it really you?"

You're Tuxedo Mask,
You are the Prince of the Earth,
You're Tuxedo Mask (He's Tuxedo Mask)
You're Tuxedo Mask,
The one destined for me,
Endymion. (Tuxedo Mask)

(Music solo)

Just the two of us... (repeats second and first verses in reverse order)

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(SoS Bridge)
HOTARU: Erm...
JACK: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all.
HOTARU: No shit, Sherlock.
JACK: And I'd better get rid of this...
(Rini and Setsuna walk in)
SETSUNA: *Singing a la a female Dr. Evil* But Endymion rejected me, c'est la 
vie, life is cruel, it treats you unfairly...
JACK: Not this...
HOTARU: This is definitely not groovy.
SETSUNA: Still, though, a God there must be...
JACK AND HOTARU: *Eyes widen*
SETSUNA: Small Lady, you complete me.
JACK AND HOTARU: *Run screaming around the bridge* AUSTIN POWERS FLASHBACK!!! 
*Screams ensue. Jack accidentally hits the button...*

(FWOOSH)

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Well, this was a filk that I wrote over the course of one morning in Spanish III 
class. I was bored and on an Austin Powers 2 kick... gimme a break. The next 
MSTing I post to FF.net will be one of a twisted little triple feature songfic 
that I found on some godforsaken internet site... enjoy. *Evil Kodachi laugh*
KODACHI: Stop mocking me!!! *THWAP THWAP*