// // EVA: NOCTURNAL EMISSION // by soul.assassin (rdx_547@yahoo.com) // Created: 7/29/2003 10:51PM // Revision: 8/2/2003 8:27PM // CAUTION: LEMON-SCENTED WITH OOC SITUATIONS. THIS AIN'T FOR DORKS BELOW 18! Kensuke Aida was waiting outside the door that was marked '404' on the slightly-tarnished brass plate. He was holding a bunch of school papers that Rei Ayanami missed for today. Kensuke could feel the sweat under his clothes and flowing over the skin of his head and the back of his neck. He could also feel the strain of his backpack weighed against his shoulders, and the slight aching on his soles of his feet, the end result of taking the long flight of stairs all the way to the fourth floor. He pressed the doorbell hard, thinking that the pressure alone was enough to increase its sonic volume. But there was no buzz or a ring. The doorbell wasn't working, as he futilely tried to press it again. With a resigned sigh, Kensuke knocked the door twice before he gave himself a minute to wait. Then another. And another. Until he couldn't bear the strain of standing here in anxiety. What's taking her so long? he reflected. He then knocked on the door again several times, and all he got was nothing. Still, he was gut-sure that Rei was in there, so he tried to open the door. Click! Surprisingly, the doorknob was unlocked as he twisted it. With a deep breath he took off his sneakers and went inside. Instantly the musty smell of this whole God-forsaken place hit his nose, as he slowly tiptoed through the narrow aisle, where on his right was the tiny kitchen and to his left was the bathroom door. As he passed by, there were some empty containers of vegetarian Nissin's Cup Noodles and slightly stale, spent trays of microwavable bento boxes overflowing the kitchen counter and the sink. Now Kensuke found himself in the middle of her room and looked around. He could see a corrugated box full of blood-encrusted bandages, a painful memento of yesterday, which were darkened and cobwebbed by the passage of time. What a mess, he glumly reflected. I never seen this before, especially for a girl. Besides the box was her personal-sized refrigerator, pockmarked with scratches and small stains of rust. Hanging on one side was a white plastic bag of garbage almost bursting to its brim. On top of that fridge was what Kensuke presumed was her medicines sitting on a tray. A beaker half-full of clear solute, a pair of metered plastic tumblers and a packet full of pills in blister packs. Rei's bed, which was a simple standard hospital issue with a nightlamp and covered with a thin blue blanket, was messed up. Above it was a clothespin where her underwear hung free to dry. Kensuke sighed, having never seen her inner sanctum in such a way that he concluded that it was an exception to the rule. He let down his backpack on the tiled floor, promptly placed the thin ream of school papers on the bed and arranged them carefully. He backed off a step or two and spun onto his feet, when he found himself staring at Rei's cerise eyes. She stood there, wearing her customary school uniform and black socks. He didn't know that she was in the bathroom all along. "Oh. I'm just waiting for you," she spoke out quietly as she slowly walked towards him, breaking the silence in a room that was miserable to everybody else. But there was something odd about her eyes or the tone of her voice. It sounded unnatural for her to be... "My goodness, Rei, why did you...?" Kensuke answered, before she instantly smothered his mouth with her lips and pinned him down to the wall behind him. The rest of his words, telling her why she didn't went to school and stayed home, were lost in his kiss-stifled mouth. In three seconds their faces were flush with pink nervousness intermixed with daring adventurism. Oh my God..., he thought, what has gone into her mind? But he could not resist. He felt growing hard as hell. He cursed himself inwardly, before the General Patton in his mind gave him stern orders in a voice that could crack steel: Get on with it, soldier! Storm her beaches! Take out her defenses! "I don't care how people would think about us... or your freckles. I really love you," she whispered into his ear, before she kissed him again. Her lips turned out to be soft as marshmallows, her breath a pleasant tinge of Close-Up Ice Mint toothpaste, the smell of her hair the bouquet of fresh lavenders of her shampoo. The natural scent of her slender neck was also welcome, as she continued to kiss him with an unnatural ferocity that Kensuke was obliged to return the favor. So he did, as he began to brush his lips along her neck, and at the same time he allowed his hands to follow the contour of her body. He sniffed the grand scent of a womanchild, while he groped for her skirt and lifted it, revealing her white panties and slowly he held tight to her buttocks. His other hand went for Rei's hips and caressed the smooth, pale skin that was hidden beneath the protection of her skirt and the half-slip. And in a strained movement he touched her pantied crotch. It was wet with excitement. Wet as in horny. Oh my God, Kensuke told himself in a spinning mixture of disbelief and enlightenment, she was probably toying with herself in the bathroom before I got here! I don't believe it... The touch to her crotch made Rei pin him harder to the wall, as she reached out for Kensuke's belt and unbuckled it, before she fumbled to unclasp the fly of his pants. And suddenly Rei hesitated. "What?" Kensuke blurted in a low voice, between quick breaths, despite that this rather unusual experience was stupefying him and driving him rock-solid. Rei slowly whispered into his ear. "Your glasses, Kensuke-kun," she reminded him, before she smiled playfully. Kensuke grinned sheepishly. "Oh dear, I forgot." With her hands she plucked out his prescription glasses and gently placed them on top of the wooden cabinet besides them. More precisely, besides the mysterious eyeglass case Rei only knew to whom it truly belonged. And they went back and continued to grope and feel each other's bodies as much as they can. Rei quickly unbuttoned his uniform and pulled it away from his body, while Kensuke was in the process of taking down her school jumper, starting with the zipper on the side. Kensuke wetly kissed Rei hard again, but this time he got his turn of pinning her on the wall and pressed his body against hers. Kensuke could hear her gasp, which was music to his ears. As his chest was squashed against Rei's breasts, Kensuke never thought that a girl's bosom could be softer in reality than what he had seen in any doujin or skin magazine...or his fertile imagination for that matter. In the language of Eros, they felt that they were like smashing and breaking the walls that ringed around them, as the otherwise- mismatched couple continued to disrobe each other. Kensuke was stripped down to his shirt and briefs, while Rei was now only with her blouse and panties. They were coming closer. With a sudden pull to his hand, Rei tugged him to the bed and they went down onto it, crushing the school papers beneath their weight. "Oh my..." Kensuke groaned out, now lying down on his back and seeing that Rei was riding on top of him in the missionary position. "Where did you learned doing this...?" he asked, astounded to see how Rei managed to do all of this. Rei chuckled in jest. "From several of Misato's beauty magazines," she riposted, before she slowly began to unbutton her blouse. Again Kensuke was speechless. Dazed, with his mouth hanging in wonderment, Kensuke watched Rei take off her blouse and dropping it off onto the floor. She was now down to only her underwear, and Kensuke proceeded to let his gaze caress her pale yet unblemished body, the nubile curvature of divine pulchritude that could never be substituted by any form of artifice. Rei was now his personal Venus, his accidental goddess of love and beauty. In a fleeting moment, he remembered the far-off days when he and Toji teased Shinji about Rei and her amazing lithe body beneath her school uniform... "Ayanami's breasts, Ayanami's thighs and Ayanami's...calves." But that was yesterday, the words were as downright lame as he had known. And there was no other girl...no other woman like her, Kensuke realized to himself, as he was savoring this rare moment. And Rei began to reach out for the back-clasps of her size-C bra that bound and protected her bosom from the world, that sunken treasure that any horny boy would die for. Kensuke bravely hoped that his nose will not bleed this time. And she revealed the humble, yet sacred orbs with a click and the bra fluttered down upon her nubile body. His eyeballs now open wide, Kensuke could only mouth the words "Whoa". However, before he could proceed any further, the beautiful, fuzzy and warm world around them unexpectedly shattered into pieces... ...by the incessant blast of his alarm clock. Kensuke found himself lying on his own bed, staring up at the ceiling, blinking quickly as the bright morning sun assaulted his eyes. He turned his attention to the screaming, offending clock, telling him that it was either 0630 hours or 6:30 in the morning, after brushing the doujin rag he read last night off his chest. Good morning, Mister Kensuke Aida. A new train of angry thoughts instantly roared into his mind: Screw the damned clock. That fucking clock! SHUT UP YOU DAMNED THING I CAME CLOSE ENOUGH TO REI! And his balled fist, with the furious energy of the "mind, no mind" action, punched the artificial, electronic interloper off the bedside table, hitting the floor with a crash. After thirty seconds, Kensuke slowly gathered himself to prop up and sit, before he felt for the crotch of his boxers. As he did, his right hand only confirmed to him something wet and sticky, smelling of heated fantasy, and yet he groaned in disappointment for not able to complete it. "Damn it, I came close...I came close..." he murmured through the angry clenching of his teeth, as he got himself off the bed, wore his eyeglasses and staggered onwards to the bathroom to wash away the organic gunk of dreamy pleasure off his crotch. FIN. ------------------------------------------------------------------- AUTHOR'S NOTES: This thing was concocted in one sitting after encountering Psaiyan's Fallen Angel series. I did this thing in one sitting for two hours. No pre-reads yet...never mind. Ha! Note that this rather strange, OOC fantasy is only a dream to Kensuke. Poor d00d, the curse of the doujins (comicbook erotica) coming upon him. Now that I've seen a lusty Rei/Gendo pairing, here we have a Rei/Kensuke pairing. Nuff said, it's my try to see if I can crack out another story. Naughty stuff... ^_^ --------------------------------- MORE NOTES: When I first posted this story to the rest of the DS community, there were some mixed reactions. Some got really angry, but there are some who gave me high marks for this first effort, despite a pair of teeny-weeny mistakes pointed out by Psaiyan. I never thought that this unorthodox fic roused up a little storm. Now, I'll devote some more space to discuss several points. Let's see: 1. I am not going to use any initials from this point onward and any of my works in the near future. R/K turned out to be either Rei and Kaworu, or Rei and Kaji, or Ritsuko and Kaji, or Rurouni Kenshin (my other favorite -- no bullshit, especially the undubbed version on AXN). So much for initials... 2. In my defense of Kensuke, he's one character whose character development has yet to be seen, other than in "Higher Learning". I once read the official details concerning him from "Death and Rebirth" (http://www.evaotaku.com/html/dr1-characters.html) book, and Kensuke is described as "a rational type who acts as a restraint to Touji's emotional tendencies". If that is the case, then he doesn't have to be portrayed as an overacting nutcase all the time. Which means that I wanted to see something more from Kensuke as a truly rational character than just another stereotyped geek. Remember that Eva is where anime character development is at its finest. 3. My understanding about pairings between characters is this: Canon characters are better off with other canon characters than with ACCs. True, there are some of those who think that a Rei/Kensuke pairing is tantamount to blasphemy, and I know that a Rei/Kaworu pairing is more appropriate, however the worst offending kind of pairings are homosexual, male-to-male, pairings in other lemons. 4. I have read the following passage from ChainLightning Studio's FAQ regarding lemons (the URL is http://www.chainlightningstudios.com/ chainbabble/chainlemoncliche.html): #24: Small, geeky computer nerd types are the wildest, most incredibly capable guys in the sack... 24b: oh, wait. That's true. ;-) 24c: damn it Kensuke stay off my computer! One helluva assumption from that FAQ. Why can't Kensuke be a Casanova or a sexy beast (inasmuch the same way in "Shinji the Casanova")? ^_^ 5. As I wrote, I took the "Ten Commandments of Fanfiction" in mind as a stern reminder of what to do. "Thou Shalt Not Bitch" is one I follow among them, so I keep my cool most of the time online. PARTING SHOTS: I apologize for some of the lapses committed here, but to those angry at me, please be reasonable and open-minded. I always respect your rather colorful opinions, though. Despite everything, thanks for those who read this little piece and gave me their colorful comments, especially to Psaiyan. And also thanks to Daniel Snyder for his little fic "You Could Be Mine" (the URL is http://home.doramail.com/mew3point14/mine.txt), which inspired me to think about the possibility of such an unlikely pairing. More lemonade, anyone? ^_^ -- soul.assassin