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- Sequel to some non-lemon lesbo fic from shoujoai.com called
A Little
Different, where Maya sticks her tongue down Asuka's throat for no reason.
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- I took the liberty of making the title not suck.
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- Fairly standard shitty lemon.
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- Maybe next time he'll write a lemon in his own language.
| The
A.L.I.A.S. Vignettes - Part:
1
2
3
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Author: Me |
- This guy fucking sucks hard... wait a minute...
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- Fuck Maya. Literally and metaphorically.
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- Seems like the original author chickened out and had someone else write the sex for him. Sigh.
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- More like a lime than a lemon, but I'm not very picky. Threesomes are always good.
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- Not even sure this guy speaks english. The formatting is horrible, and I didn't even read most of it. But there are some Eva characters in there somewhere...
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- Kaworu is a rapist. Hardcore.
| An Unusual Lemon - A Boy Who Loves His Work - Part:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
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Author: Steve Vader |
- Prepare for a ridiculous amount of supernatural characters
you don't know or care about having sex with each other.
Shinji's there too.
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- Al-I-Bus is one crazy, slightly illiterate
fuckass. He was definatly 13 with an F in Language Arts
when he wrote this; grammar and format is horrible, and
I think there is a plot of the shitty variety,
but I can't remember. I'm sure that's not what you're
here for though, and there is of course plenty of random
sex to be had. Enjoy.
Note: Sequel to Object of One's Desire.
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- Apparently 6 parts wasn't enough, so
this guy decides that it would be a good idea to pop
in two more. At least the format is readable. That doesn't
save him from his horrible euphemisms. If the idea of
inserting your "pussy pleaser" into her "verticle smile"
turns you on, then go for it.
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- This is quite the hot piece of work. Further proof that Asuka is, in fact, a slut (which is a compliment, by the way).
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- Aida makes Asuka his bitch, but she doesn't know who he is. o0o0o0o, the drama. Unfortunatly/fortunatly, this fic has been dead for God knows how long.
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- Chicks that write lemons = hot. Coming chapters may include "girl sex"!!
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- Fan-fucking-tastic. With a fucked up name like Antaeus,
you'd figure he'd have to have something going
for him. Turn's out he does, and it's writing about
14 year olds getting it on. Sexy as fuck - read it.
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- This is fucking COMEDY. Five fucking stars. Read it and praise Jesus.
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- It's been so long since I've read this that the only
thing I could tell you about it right now is that it's
long.
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- I routinely get laid by staging blackouts and molesting girls in the dark. I'm assuming that's what this is about.
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- I like lemons that read like a porno. Just enough "plot time" between sex for you to get more tissues.
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- This is part of an anime "choose
your own adventure" type of deal. Ranma/Asuka. Feel
free to browse that annoying large archive and find all
the eva lemons in it for me.
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- WAFF. Axel Terizaki is a sick man. But you gotta read
it anyway, it's a "classic". By the way, if you squint
your eyes real tight, the script format dissapears.
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- Mmmm, warpwizard. Clicky.
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- Lesbian threesome omgomgomgomg.
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- I seriously doubt they're getting extra credit for this. =/
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- Basically the same thing as Blatantly Gratuitous. Random threesomes ahoy and such. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.
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- This may not be good. And by "may not be", I mean "definatly is", and by "good", I mean "pretty shitty".
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- Someone managed to take a completely unsexy idea and
make it even less sexy.
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- Lemon adaptation of a poorly translated, crappy Saigado doujin. Smells like success.
| Dream Machine - Part:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
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Author: SW 01 |
- Another man who realizes the magnitude of Asuka's
slutness. He also realizes all stories are judged quantitatively
by the number of commas they contain.
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- I think this is boring, but I wouldn't know, I didn't finish it.
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- Side story time. The original fic can be found here.
| Eva Training Academy - Part:
1
2
3
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Author: Asamake |
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- Hmm... my friend says its good...
| Expedition Shinji - Part:
1
2
3
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Author: cd818 |
- Asuka's level of slut is good enough for me. Hikari's too.
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- Fouresome sex with just the right amount of "gay" thrown in.
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- Yeah, crossover with the hentai series Frantic Frustrated, and Female, in case you didn't get it.
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- Rei/Gendo madness. This is some pretty good shit, and it's actually complete.
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- No, not Psaiyan's... this is another one.
It's much, much worse.
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- I forgot what this one's about, but I'm sure it's radically different than everything else he's written.
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- Awww, it's cute. They wuv each other. ^__^
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- If I remember correctly, this is some good shit right here.
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- This thing sucks. Also, I'm not even the slightest bit embarrassed to say that I've never seen the term "mung" before in my entire life.
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- Al-I-Bus is back, with a vengence. I'm sure you can tell what's going on by the title.
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- Misato gets drunk and fucks Shinji because she thinks he's Kaji. Seems pretty in-character.
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- Cool, Ritsuko get's some action. She's such an old skank, makes you wonder why she doesn't get any screen time.
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- This one is mighty fucked up. You'd think with Eva being
what it is, there'd be more lemons along the same vein
as this. That vein being "fucked up". But alas, there
ain't.
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- It's a good thing someone saved this, because I missed it during the 30 seconds or so it was on FFN.
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- OMGWTF AWSOME ASUKA/DOUG ACTION!!1 HAWT!!@! .... who the fuck is Doug?
| Hidden Desires and Deep Passion - Part:
1
2 |
Author: Robster80 |
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- Fiss rocks. If you haven't read the original Holding Hands,
then:
1. Dumbass
2. You can find it here.
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- For those who have rapetose intolerance, Chapter 7
also comes flavored in Consensual.
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- Super kinky, but kinda short. Remember, a woman can NOT rape a guy unless she's fat, ugly, or over 40.
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- I swear if that kid doesn't stop fucking stuttering
I'm going to go insane.
| I Mustn't Run Away - Part:
1
2
3
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Author: FaerieFortune
|
- I forget, but it's not as good as Date Rape.
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- "Oh no, Rei, I just wanted to give you your new
security card, I didn't mean to fall on top of you and
for my dick to slip into your mouth!"
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- Reading the author's notes at the end, you can see
the man's logic is spot on. However, he must have missed
the memo that went out informing everyone that Hikari/Shinji
is perhaps the most boring pairing ever, second only
to Hikari/Every-other-male-castmember.
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- I didn't read this (long + boring), but anyone who kills Asuka off can go straight to hell.
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- Date Rape's illiterate step-cousin.
Kaji's Special
Tea - Part:
1
2
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Author: psianogen |
- This is pretty funny. Uh, intentionally, I mean. The
sex ain't bad either.
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- Odd pairing fic: Kensuke/Maya.
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- "Alternate" ending to Lifespan of a Love Affair.
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- Sex is always better with crying. Always.
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- This one's a rather long one. I suggest you have a sandwich handy. And by "sandwhich", I mean "box of tissues".
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- Rei and Shinji are so kawaii together. :D
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- Mmm, blood of the innocent.
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- This thing is just fucking ridiculous.
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- Misato galore. This is pretty good stuff.
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- Rei, Shinji, Misato, Asuka, and Anthony get it on.
Anthony is Asuka's boyfriend (hawt), and he is someone
else's SI. Whoever invented Anthony must have
felt awkward after reading this. And some of the narrative
is hilarious. I like the part where the author describes
all 5 people taking off every article of their clothing
one short delcaritive sentence at a time. Classy.
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- Some Misato/Shinji ackshon.
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- Drunk Gendo + Rei = one crraazzzzyyy night
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- I think this is more of Misato being a drunken whore. Or maybe just a regular whore... I forget.
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- Just terrible. If it makes you feel any better, the author apologized for it.
| Nerv Cosmetics
- Part: 1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
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Author: Guruhoro |
- I like lemons that go on forever. This story has potential. Well, as much potential as a sex story written about cartoon characters can have, anyway.
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- Some side story to some fic I never read. There's no Asuka in it, so I didn't read it. Sorry. :(
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- I don't know, I didn't even read this one.
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- Asuka/Asuka action in this lemon side story to NGE:
To Save The World. Basically, Asuka and Shinji go
back in time after 3rd Impact to meet themselves. They
get split up in time, and Asuka ends up in 2015 (the target)
while Shinji is stuck in the past. This story is a bathtub
encounter between the two Asuka's from different times.
Masturbation rules.
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- Kensuke/Rei? Meh, might as well throw the losers together.
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- I don't know, I didn't even read this one. Either.
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- I like chicks that write lemons. Good stuff.
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- This was like the first lemon ever written. Ever. At least that's what I've been told.
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- Goddamn I knew Ritsuko was a skank. I love skanks.
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- Pretty hot. Then again, lesbiansismism is always hot.
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- Damn sex for being so addicting!
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- Pretty hawt shit, right here.
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- I'm actually somewhat upset that no one has taken to the time to explore the Misato/Pen-Pen relatinoship seriously.
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- Pretty fucking long. By the time your done, your wrist will be the only part of your body that isn't atrophied.
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- Some threesome action courtesy of the infamous Al-I-Bus.
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- I don't remember being a 14 year old as being this hot. I guess I went to the wrong school or something.
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- Last useful lemon to come out of FFN before it decided
to ban them. This is hot shit. Read it.
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- See? Smut still comes out of FFN every once in a while.
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- Stuv is like a modern day Shakespeare.
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- ;ju89pg5d648e54w4213
Sorry, there was a spider on my keyboard.
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- Eva comes in at the end of chapter 4.
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- Angsty and bloody. Yay?
At least it's kinda in the spirit of Eva... just with
more lesbianism... kinda...
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- This is a pretty crappy lemon, but we here at Lemontastica
don't discriminate. Our standards are low, and goddamnit,
they're going to stay that way.
Note: I'm fairly sure this is written by the male version of the yaoi fangirl. You'll see what I mean.
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- Let this be a lesson for you. Ask retarded questions
that no real person would ever ask or care about and
you'll get sex from 14 year old redheads with superiority
complexes.
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- You see, in the future when you meet up with
someone you haven't seen in a long time, it will be
customary to stick your penis in them rather than shake
their hand.
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- No, I don't know what is up with this thing.
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- There's nothing better than college girls getting drunk and having lesbian sex, is there?
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- This is some classy shit. It say's "more to come" at the
end, but it's lying. :(
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- More threesome action courtesy of the infamous Al-I-Bus. This time it's Asuka, Shinji and Misato.
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- I get surprised if I run into a neighbor at the grocery
store, but I guess it's not all that improbable that
two people from two different countries run into each
other in the middle of a third.
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- This has to be my favorite Eva lemon. Plenty of people
bitch about it not really being Eva. Well, as
far as I'm concerned, when the purpose of the fic is
to jack it, as long as I can picture the character in
my head, it's Eva enough for me. And this fic here is
mighty hot.
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- James, you slay me.
This may very well be the first lemon EVER to end with the couple going to church and apologizing to god for having fucked out of wedlock.
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- More from the PayBack dude. Some Rei fanboy somewhere just soiled his Sailor Moon boxers.
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- When you first start reading it, it's pretty hilarious - of course,
not intentionally. But the author decides to distract the reader with sex, and I think it worked.
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- This guy is awesome because he has a nickname. "OneShot". Classic. The lemon doesn't suck either.
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- Sex solves all of my relationship problems, too.
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- It's got to be good coming from an author who also writes
lesbian "Hey, Arnold!" fan fiction.
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- You're not interested in this one; none of the characters are underage.
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- I'll write this one later, I gotta go. There's this creepy guy sitting next to me reading everything I type. Yeah, guy sitting next to me, I mean you.
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- Shinji and Asuka have sex. Rei comes in for a bit, then five minutes later realizes she's late for a dentists appointment and leaves.
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- You're going to be doing a lot of skimming. A fucking
lot of skimming..
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- One of the old-school threesome stories, I think.
| The Third Side
- Part: 2
3
|
Author: Rx7 |
- Some lemon from Rx7. The neutered version was up on
FFN, which is also where you can find the decidedly
not-pornographical part 1. You don't want to read it
anyway. You don't want to read the second part, either,
because it's Shinji/Somebitch. But I put it up anyway,
since I'm a nice guy.
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- This man may very well be the best person ever. 27 chapters of this shit. Read the damn thing. That's dedication to porn if I've ever seen it.
And I admire nothing more than dedication to porn.
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- Formatting sucks... I think it was taken from a MST and had all the actual MSTING deleted out by hand...
Anyway, Rei gets spanked! Weee!
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- This here folks is the fic that made TommyRude vomit up his brunch.
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- This is like Be Gentle and Be Rough 2. I have almost
no idea what's going on.
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- Another one of those lemon side-stories. I doubt any
of you care about the rest of the story, but you can
find it at secondimpact.net.
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- Shinji falls on Rei and his dick accidently slips into her vagina. Weird.
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- el oh el
I think it's funny when the AUTHOR refers to Rei as "wonder-girl".
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- You know, I may be wrong about this thing trying to
be pretentious. The ending is so out of place and random
and drawn-out that there is a possibility that evil_eric
might just not be all that good at writing fiction.
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- The side story to Wake
that everyone's read.
| When A Video is
Not Enough - Part: 1
2
|
Author: Chameleon |
- More Chameleon action. 1337.
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- Stuff happens, things have sex, you fuck up your keyboard because you forgot to reload on tissues. Dumbass.
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- More of the above, holy crap!
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- Someone didn't want their mommy and daddy to find out they write cartoon porn in their spare time.
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