Welcome to the God-Awful Archive, where the absolute worst in fanfiction can be found.

The purpose of this archive is threefold, and all are rather simple.

1: To remind authors of the horrors that lurk in the depths of the Internet.
2: To archive the very worst ever written.
3: To scare and nauseate the living bejeezus out of authors who read this utter crap.

The authors contained herein are arguably the worst of the worst, and their reputations will precede them, no doubt.

NOTE: This archive primarily focuses on the absolute worst from before 2000, but we're adding more and more as we find them. To nominate a fic, just mail it to the webmaster, and we'll see what we can do about it!
Author
Works Archived
Notes on Author/Works
Oscar

Artemis' Lover (3 versions, 2 edited)

A Black Day

Diana

Sailor Moon Z

They're lemons.

Hermaphrodite lemons.

With cats.

Is that disturbing enough?
Robert Tsunai

Chibiusa's 7th Birthday (Formatting errors)

Chibiusa's 7th Birthday (Reformatted)

Described by Seth Triggs as "probably the worst fic in existence," and I'm not about to argue with that.

Hell, I'm not about to read this thing again. Once was enough.
Crystal Knight
Yes, this is the Countess Chronicles that Seth Triggs MSTed ages ago. Yes, it was nearly impossible to find. For God's sake, don't read it. Just... don't.
Unknown
These are just wrong. All three are lemons, and all three are utterly nauseating, even to me, and I've trod through the shit that's the other ones here.
Hent-Eye

... Mamoru. Chibiusa.

Wrongness personified.
Kefka the Dark One

A Sorceror, A Demon, and Emeralds
(ASADAE)

Parts 1-6
Part 1 Rewrite

Sonic lemons, some yaoi, some straight, all nauseating and completely out of character.

Oh, and did I mention that Sonic turns into an unholy demon hellbent on taking over the world, and Robotnik (Eggman) turns into a wolf every now and again with an insane lust?

Didn't think so.
David Gonterman
American Kitsune
Firestorm
Gonterman 3:16
Honesty
Kissing Contest
Mouse Worx
Piasa Bird
The Rangers of NIMH
Sonic the Hedgehog: Blood and Metal
Storm the Castle
Yes, the infamous Gonterman's back, and this is the stuff he didn't want you to see... after he'd published it, that is.
The Dark Ranger
Power Rangers: Agony in Pink
Power Rangers: Agony in Pink Redux
... I can't even begin to describe this. Just read what I wrote inside.
Leaf-chan

Look, I've seen a lot of stuff, ranging from "Demon Beast Invasion" lemons to "Artemis' Lover" to ASADAE, but this... aw, Jesus, it's just wrong. Joel and the bots would have heart attacks. It's almost as bad as "Chibiusa's 7th Birthday."

... Almost.
AP Scout

Rini's Change of Fortune

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
A multi-part lemon in which Rini ends screwing Darien and giving birth to Serena in addition to getting spanked a lot.
Alienboy 52

Tenchi on a Plate of Sashimi

Yosho, the Old Man Who Rapes Teenage Boys

... Shadow MSTed these. For the love of God, read the MSTings and not these.

PLEASE.
The Great Red Serpent

Sailor Moon: The Coming of Munihausen

1 2 3 4
What can I say? Sailormoon, tentacles. It's like hearing the word "Octopussy" for the first time all over again.
Insane Noodly Guy

Hey, Gendo! Stop SKULLFUCKING REI YOU BASTARD!

Pen-Pen, you fucking pimp!
... Just shoot me now, God. One quick bullet through the head, that's all I ask.
The Screaming Flame

Artemis.

Minako.

Makoto.

Lemon.

Need I say more?