"She's like Hannibal Lector! She used her super-intellect on me!" - Saving 
Silverman

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The Youma Down Under
A songfilk by Tuxedo Jack
Set to the tune of "The Land Down Under" by the Men at Work

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I COME WITH A DISCLAIMER FROM DOWN UNDER: This songfic is my property. I do not
make money from it, nor do I sell it for profit. (Hmm... sell writings for 
profit... nah.) The group "Men at Work" owns the song which I set this to 
(I Come From The Land Down Under), and I make no claim on it. The Senshi and 
all Sailor Moon characters belong to Takeuchi Naoko-sama. DBZ and its characters 

belong to Toriyama Akira-san. Slayers belongs to whoever the heck created it.

Well, I come from oil-rich Texas...

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(Instrumental flute, triangle, and drum solo)

We ran into a Daimon
It had an accent and said, "Hey, mon,"
They dusted it with one attack
I think I'd better watch my back
Because...

(Chorus)
Well, I follow the Sailor Senshi
We passed Bulma and then Chi Chi
Soon we'll find Lina and Gourry
You want to see us in action, hurry

Next thing we found was a new Youma
Fortunately, we had Chibi-Usa
She used her Luna-P Ball
The youma was shot straight through the wall
You know why!

(Chorus)

The last one we found was Kunzite
He told us that he would not fight
He lied and threw his swords at us
Moon repelled them, and one pierced his chest
It was fun!

(Chorus 2x)

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AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is my first songfic in a long time... and probably my last. I don't 
usually write to the tune of 80's songs, but this one called to me... and 
I was bored and in English class. Whaddaya gonna do?

My MSTings aren't quite kosher, now... I'm still working on two episodes 
at once, but with any luck I can get them done quickly. Trouble is, since 
they're both lemons, I can't MST them out in public.

Sailor Sugar, you are a prolific writer, and because of that, I'm redoing my 
schedule so you have all 5 fics on episode 16 and Shadow Guyver's two fics 
get bumped to episode 17. BossReo, you've got episode 18, Lady Kat's Gundam 
Golfing fic is episode 19 as planned, and episode 20 is still the Shinji the 
Assassin/Marrissa Picard combo.

I'm starting a new Satellite! Who should be on it? let me know! (Namely because 
it's only gonna last 20 episodes. It's MSTing the infamous "Pokemon: The Next 
Pikachu" Star Trek/Pokemon crossover series.)

Ja ne!

Tuxedo Jack
TuxedoJack@juno.com
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User 20047 on FF.net!

http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/SatelliteSenshi

"Awthatwasasuckyjokescrewit." - Tuxedo Alex