"Disconnect order? You _dare_ to disconnect my cable? Face the
undefeatable power of my Togg Cannon! Bwahahahaha - *HACK COUGH*
Damn mosquitoes..."

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Tuxedo Jack
- and -
Craptacularly Spignificant Productions present
- with apologies to Takeuchi and Akamatsu -

		Over-Violent Student Double Hail Hina:
		   A Crossover that Should Never Be!

Chapter 6:
"Has It Really Come to This?"

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Disclaimer: If I owned either Sailor Moon or Love Hina, 
I'd have made this an official storyline long ago. I think
that you can guess the rest.

This series follows the Sailor Moon manga more than the 
anime. 

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Last time...

- Kanako tried to do some very kinky stuff to Keitaro
- The Senshi killed Liddite (again)
- Kanako created 6 clones of Keitaro to do battle with the
Senshi
- The Senshi found the Ginzuiken... erm, Hina Blade

And now, on with the show!

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Keitaro struggled.

Kanako had removed the handcuffs a while before, but she'd 
replaced them with silk scarves, and while they were loosely
tied, they had an... unexpected... effect on him.

A bit of music draifted into Keitaro's prison from the next
room, and he stopped to listen.

"I long for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear,
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango!"

Keitaro went white. He continued to struggle against his bonds,
and the noise attracted Kuro.

"You need anything, miya?"

Keitaro shook his head. "No, but I could stand to be let out 
of these for a while. I kinda have to go."

Kuro sweatdropped. "You promise you won't escape?"

The Senshi smiled inwardly. "That's the _last_ thing on my
mind, especially since I haven't gone in a day."

The cat nodded, leapt up on the bed, and began chewing at the 
scarves.

Kanako, meanwhile, was in the other room, watching a video.

"And so, ladies, I must stress the emphasis of the delicate
nature between the candle wax and the whip in your bridal
chambers," the woman on the screen said. "If the pair is used
correctly, you should be able to let your bridegroom take
nearly any punishment and he'll be fine afterwards. For
more information on whips, please insert the tape labeled
'Juraian Bridal Training - Masochism - 1 of 25." Sasami
grinned evilly onscreen. "Also, don't forget to dress up!
Men love to see women in white bridal dresses!"

Kanako let loose a roaring Evil Bitch Laugh.

Keitaro shuddered, and Kuro winced.

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Kanako's six Keitaros split off and surrounded the house. 
They sat in wait... and then Naru came out of the front door, 
charging towards the storage shed. One Keitaro dashed off after 
her, and the other five went after each Senshi that followed Naru.

After the Senshi and Naru had one Keitaro following them, one 
Keitaro remained. It sighed, then self-destructed, and reverted 
back into a mask shard.

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Out in reality, the author leaned back and sipped at a homemade
lime-and-strawberry smoothie.

"Here ends the official timeline of Over-Violent Student Double
Hail Hina. However, there are multiple endings, and you may pick
the one you wish. I will elaborate on seven possible endings,
and the originally planned one follows."

He grinned wickedly.

"Besides, there's no fun in just one ending, is there?"

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Next time, on OVSDHH:ACTSNB...

- Miya! The first ending shows up!
- Facefault! Superdeformity!
- Gika! Screwiness!

All this and more, in chapter 6.1 of OVSDHH:ACTSNB!

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AUTHOR'S NOTES

Yes, I know it's a short chapter. However, to make up for it,
you'll have the first ending in your hot little hands by
Thursday evening - that is to say, May 15th, 2003.

And once again, it's seven endings, and I've got some omakes
planned that you'll like.

What are they, you ask?

Gomen, can't tell you yet, seeing as how I've not written them.

Anyways, wish me luck. I'm off to finish this series.

And ja ne!

Tuxedo Jack
May 13th, 2003