Tsukimi's statistics and desktop:

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Name: Jack Robert (J.R.)

Age: Twenty-two.

Date of birth: April 21, 1984

Blood type: O-

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 165 pounds

Likes: Writing, anime, angsty music, intelligent conversation, and computers

Dislikes: End-users who don't read the f***ing manual

Marital status: Single, seemingly perpetually so, though somewhat happy about it at the moment.

Favorite food: Homemade beef stew

Disliked food: Cooked spinach

Favorite songs: Anime or Castlevania music.

Miscellaneous information: Computer guru; master killer of malicious software. Consummate writer. Author of over 40 stories and two novels, in addition to many pieces of poetry and song parodies. Bloody addicted otaku. Owns rare boxsets and a large collection of manga as well as anime. Collects old anime. Crack chef. Do not let within sight of quality ingredients and chefware. Speaks English, some Spanish, some Mandarin, and quite a bit of Japanese. Can swear in twelve languages. Extremely good driver.

Been in many incidents/accidents, yet emerges unharmed. Suspected Urashima Keitaro syndrome carrier. A short list:

- Kicked down concrete stairs

- Hit by city bus

- Run over by his mother

- Beaten senseless on multiple occasions

- Nearly dehydrated to death (also in conjunction with below)

- Third degree sunburns on ninety percent of his body

- Piece of pencil lead jammed permanently in his right arm

- Heart torn out multiple times, but none so badly as the last

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Anyways, I'm the guy who goes by the name Tuxedo Jack.

I'm a Double Agent for the Geek Squad (my badge number is 3812), and I'm based out of the Galleria store in Houston (precinct 291). If you're in the area, and you need _REALLY_ good work done, drop by and request me. You won't regret it.

I run two systems at my house - Tsukimi, who runs XP Professional (using a legitimate Corporate license) and is the house server, as well as being the big FTP server you all know and love; and a Panasonic Toughbook laptop named Ikari that's my work machine, which also runs XP Corporate. My Sprint PPC-6700 smartphone is called Sana-chan (Kodocha fans get the joke), and my 4GB iPod Nano is named Uta-chan.

As you've surmised from the rest of this site, I'm pretty much a complete nutball who writes screwy things just for the heck of it. Of late, though, my crusade has been against spyware, and I'm a frequent poster on the boards at SpywareInfo, where I help people to remove malicious software and spyware/adware from their machines. This is a free service, and to me, it's like a holy calling.

I also seem to have been acknowledged in the March 26th, 2004 SWI newsletter for graphic design work.

If you want to see my profile on SWI, take a look at this.

If you want to see my massive anime/manga collection and inventory list, click here.

I'm no longer a network administrator for a local school district here in Houston due to some... friction... between my bosses and myself. To see the toys I got to play with at work, click here.

I've dealt with the very worst the Internet can offer, and I'm waiting for more. Bring it on.

- J.R. Chiles II

Revised March 5th, 2007